Somebody Super Like You - Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
Give me a film that touches on creativity, copyright, romance, deals with the devil and a touch of queer (y’know, things I’m likely to love) and I will love you.
I’ll also probably tell you that there’s no need to give me that shit because I already have Phantom Of The Paradise and I will then ask if you have watched it. And if you haven’t, I will point you in the right direction, lend it to you, buy if for you or give you a filthy look for never hearing of it.
I'm Asking, Mr Harper, If You Had Sexual Intercourse With Count Dracula - BBC/Netflix’s Dracula, 2020
After watching just one episode of the BBC/Netflix's Dracula, I got back surprisingly more creative drive than I expected.
I was entertained, and I wanted to talk about it and write about it and think about it. It takes a lot for something to do that to me these days, but clearly 2020 is the year I'm meant to get my groove back. #wishfulthinking
Catharsis Of The Arses - Avengers: Endgame (2019)
That's right, kids: I'm going to get emotional and psychological about a superhero film. Welcome to my Friday evening.
Fragile Masculinity: The Westworld Penis
Who doesn't love a good penis?
Wait, don't answer that question: there's probably some sort of shame in your answer, the same type of shame I'm feeling for writing this piece.
Putting Your Dick In Crazy - Tom Hardy's Taboo (2017)
Saturday evening on the BBC: I think the polite term here is "fluffy," full of appointment-viewing that you're not exactly heart-broken to miss. (Doctor Who and Strictly Come Dancing are on the better end of the spectrum, some weeks anyway; then you have perpetual hanger-on Casualty, a show that's lasted longer than most of its patients.) Whatever some Whovians might insist (that's the word, right?) it's not that usual to find something meaty, substantial and enthralling on the Beeb of a Saturday night.
But that's enough about Tom Hardy, I should probably talk about the show.
Taboo brought sex and ultra-violence to Saturday viewing for a whole eight weeks, and on an evening usually reserved for fluff, the show tried hard to give Game Of Thrones a run for its money. It's a comparison that isn't entirely deserved: Taboo stood out on its own merits, but there were enough beats and faces that at least someone on the production office had to know what they were doing.
Up Up Down Down - As Above, So Below (2014)
In some alternate universe, I still write regular movie and video-game reviews, running my own entertainment website. In that same universe, I am now A FUCKING MEDIA MOGUL and next in line to be president of an undefined country.
In this universe, however, I'm a normal guy who's fallen out of the habit of being creative, shut down his old website and doesn't even have that many movies under the Reviews tab of this blog.
From The Cave To The Heavens - Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
Yeah, I saw Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice. At this stage, a lot of people have seen it.
And a lot of people didn't like it.
No, I'm holding my punches there: a lot of people hated it, and have been spewing such horrible, affected vitriol in the general directions of this film that its making me question their fucking sanity. Because it's a film about fictional characters, and if you care that much about these characters and how they have been 'ruined' by this movie, then you don't really understand much about fiction or these characters.
Blind To The Grind - Daredevil, Season 2
Oh, how I loved Daredevil season 2. Now flip it, reverse it, take out the formatting and we'll discuss my feeling for Daredevil.
Damn, Daredevil is a jerk, and this series of words is brought to you having watched thirteen episodes of him being a jerk.
Let's Talk About Cancer
Today, 4th February is World Cancer Day. So let's take some time away from movies and films and selfies and water charges and talk about cancer.
What's that? You don't want to talk about cancer?
Yeah, tough shit.
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